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SERIES 1 Otter Log show
* FAB Radio has none of Series 1
51/05/28 101 No Title
51/06/04 102 No Title
51/06/11 103 No Title
51/06/18 104 No Title
51/06/25 105 No Title
51/07/02 106 No Title
51/07/09 107 No Title
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51/07/23 109 No Title
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51/08/23 113 No Title
51/08/30 114 No Title
51/09/06 115 No Title
51/09/13 116 No Title
51/09/20 117 No Title
51/12/26 191 Special – Cinderella
SERIES 2 Otter Log show
0201 No Title (Broadcasting In 1999).mp3
* 52/01/29 202 No Title
0203 No Title (The Crystal Palace Project).mp3
* 52/02/19 204 No Title
* 52/02/26 205 No Title
* 52/03/04 206 No Title
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* 52/07/01 223 No Title
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* 52/07/15 225 No Title
SERIES 3 Otter Log show
* 52/11/11 301 Fred Of The Islands
* 52/11/18 302 The Egg Of The Great Auk
* 52/11/25 303 I Was A Male Fan Dancer
* 52/12/02 304 The Saga Of HMS Aldgate
* 52/12/09 305 The Expedition For Toothpaste
* 52/12/16 306 The Archers
* 52/12/26 307 Robin Hood
* 52/12/30 308 Where Does Santa Claus Go In The Summer
* 52/01/06 309 The Navy, Army And Air Force
* 52/01/13 310 The British Way Of Life
* 52/01/20 311 A Survey Of Britain
* 52/01/27 312 Flint Of The Flying Squad
* 52/02/03 313 Seaside Resorts In Winter
* 52/02/10 314 The Tragedy Of Oxley Tower
* 52/02/17 315 The Story Of Civilization
* 52/02/24 316 The Search For The Bearded Vulture
* 52/03/03 317 The Mystery Of The Monkey’s Paw
* 52/03/10 318 The Mystery Of The Cow On The Hill
* 52/03/17 319 Where Do Socks Come From?
* 52/03/31 320 The Man Who Never Was
* 52/04/07 321 The Building Of The Suez Canal
* 52/04/14 322 The De Goonlies
* 52/04/21 323 The Conquest Of Space
* 52/04/28 324 The Ascent Of Mount Everest
* 52/05/05 325 The Story Of The Plymouth Hoe Armada
* 52/06/03 391 Special – Coronation Special
SERIES 4 Otter Log show
* 53/10/02 401 The Dreaded Piano Clubber
0402 The Man Who Tried To Destroy London’s Monuments.mp3
0403 The Ghastly Experiments Of Dr Hans Eidelburger.mp3
As requested by Thomas Epstein
* 53/10/23 404 The Building Of England’s First Atomic Cannon
* 53/10/30 405 The Gibraltar Story
* 53/11/06 406 Through The Sound Barrier In An Airing Cupboard
0407 The First Albert Memorial To The Moon
* 53/11/20 408 The Missing Bureaucrat
* 53/11/27 409 Operation Bagpipes
* 53/12/04 410 The Flying Saucer Mystery
* 53/12/11 411 The Spanish Armada
* 53/12/18 412 The British Way
* 53/12/25 491 Special – Short insert in ‘Christmas Crackers’
0413 The Giant Bombardon
* 0414 Ten Thousand Fathoms Down In A Wardrobe
0415 The Missing Prime Minister.mp3
* 0416 Dr. Jekyll And Mr Crun
0417 The Mummified Priest.mp3
0418 The History Of Communications.mp3
The history of man’s efforts in communication started with: “Hello Fred”
* 54/02/05 419 The Kippered Herring Gang
* 54/02/12 420 The Toothpaste Expedition
0421 The Case Of The Vanishing Room
* 54/02/22 422 The Great Ink Drought Of 1902 (Hansard Unexpurgated)
0423 The Greatest Mountain In The World.mp3
Ned & co attempt to conquer Mount Fred … a mountain higher than Mt Everest, but underwater
0424 The Collapse Of The British Railway Sandwich System.mp3
0425 The Silent Bugler (Take The Case Of Agent X2).mp3
Cloak and dagger spy stuff
* 54/03/22 426 Western Story (Brain)
0427 The Saga Of The Internal Mountain
* 54/04/05 428 The Invisible Acrobat (Bulletto)
0429 The Great Bank Of England Robbery.mp3
Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty decide the best way to rob a bank is to hook it to a zeppelin and steal the lot!
* 54/04/19 430 The Siege Of Fort Knight
We have to get this underwater gas stove to Fort Knight
0492 Special – Archie In Goonland (rec 54-05-06)
0493 Special – The Starlings rec 54-05-11.mp3
SERIES 5 Otter Log show
0501 The Whistling Spy Enigma.mp3
Agent Captain Hairy Seagoon is called in to restore British prestige abroad after a humiliating defeat to Hungary (at Soccer). Hairy is sent on a mission of sabotage, his only help is from an under-cover agent who can only be contacted using the secret whistling tune. Unfortunately Hairy can’t whistle.
0502 The Lost Gold Mine of Charlotte.mp3
Neddie Seagoon discovers a map to the Lost Gold Mine of André Charlotte, and sets out to make his fortune. He loses the map in a game of cards (no, not the way you think), then pieces apart the map again as he gets nearer his goal. The desert takes its toll, and only mastermind Eccles is there at the end to share in his reward …
0503 The Dreaded Batter-Pudding Hurler Of Bexhill-on-Sea.mp3
Minnie Bannister is the target for an anonymous batter pudding hurler. Constable Seagoon is on the trail.
0504 The Phantom Head Shaver Of Brighton.mp3
Queens Council Hairy Seagoon is called in to defend Mr. Nugent Dirt against a charge of concealing a bald head. Hairy shows that it was actually the work of the dreaded Phantom Head Shaver, and tracks him down! Or does he?
0505 The Affair Of The Lone Banana.mp3
Ned Seagoon tries defends the last British banana tree in South America
0506 The Canal
Neddie graduates from kindergarten after forty three years and returns home to find there’s been a few changes. After a few visits to the canal, and with the help of Ace Insurance Agent Bluebottle, and brother (by adoption) Eccles, Neddie schemes to out sink the dark Lords insurance scam. But who, out of trouble keeps? and locks up at the end, the moolah? …
0507 Lurgi Strikes Britain
A terrible blight – Lurgi – is sweeping across Britain… yack-a-back-co! Doctor Neddie Seagoon is called in. He goes before parliament and gets funds to cure the nation. With military precision he deals to the scourge … and Britain is saved! … or is it?
0508 The Mystery Of The Marie Celeste Solved.mp3
Ned Seagoon investigates (and solves) the disappearance of the ship
0509 The Last Tram (From Clapham)
London Transport Depot – in charge is Seagoon. After the closure of the tram system, all trams have been melted down and turned into melted-down trams. But what is that pin still doing in the map on the old Kingsway subway route? Better ask Mr Crun and Miss Bannister who still have a paying customer on board.
* 54/11/30 510 The Booted Gorilla (Found )
Our heros on the track of a gorilla in Africa
0511 The Spanish Suitcase
Neddie bravely volunteers to stand in for “El Bloodnok”. The only problem is it needs to be a prison cell he has to stand in. Meanwhile, there is a suitcase filled with jewels…
0512 Dishonoured Or The Fall Of Neddie Seagoon.mp3
In which Ned Seagoon steals some gold from his bank but has to flee the country
0513 Forog
Neddy Seagoon devises a plan to free London of the thick fog. The capital’s statues (especially Nelson) take exception.
0514 Ye Bandit Of Sherwood Forest.mp3
The Goons in their “pantomime” version of Robin Hood. Charlotte Mitchell brings womanhood (and over acting) to the Goons as Maid Marian. Neddie wants to be rich and famous, but does he want it enough risk life and limb helping Marian?
0515 Nineteen-Eighty-Five 1985.mp3
Parody of George Orwell’s book 1984
0516 The Case Of The Missing Heir.mp3
0517 China Story.mp3
Ned Seagoon has to get a piano across China
0518 Under Two Floorboards – A Story Of The Legion.mp3
Ned joins the French Foreign Legion
0519 The Missing Scroll.mp3
* 55/02/08 520 Nineteen-Eighty-Five (1985) – Repeat of episode 515 – new performance of the same script,
0521 The Sinking Of Westminster Pier
Ned Seagoon investigates the cause of the sinking pier
0522 The Fireball Of Milton Street.mp3
In which the villagers of Milton Street put out a fire on the sun (hasn’t it gone dark suddenly)
0523 The Six Ingots Of Leadenhall Street.mp3
GTT & M steal 6 gold bars from the Bank of England
0524 Yehti.mp3
0525 The White Box Of Great Bardfield.mp3
Ned is convinced to send an exhibit of British snow to the Sudan, but it melts.
0526 The End (Confessions Of A Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)
SERIES 6 Otter Log
SERIES 7 Otter Log
0701 The Nasty Affair At The Burami Oasis.mp3
Good morning, here is the news. We regret to announce, that the Burami Oasis situation has deteriorated. The British garrison is under constant attack from Sheik Rattle And Roll…
The Arabs want to win the football match with the garrison at Burami Oasis, and the British send a battleship there show
0702 Drums Along The Mersey.mp3
In which Ned Seagoon tries to prove that all Welsh people come from Brazil (Kon-Tiki voyage parody). In an effort to come into his inheritance Neddie Seagoon tries to prove the Welsh are descended from Peruvians but he meets deception at every turn – will Bluebottle not come to his aid? show
0703 The Nadger Plague.mp3 show
0704 The MacReekie Rising Of 74.mp3
The Scots come to reclaim the 6ft red hairy caber hidden under Neddie’s overcoat. show
0705 The Spectre Of Tintagel.mp3
King Arthur Seagoon rents the spooky Tintagel Manner looking for evidence that he’s descended from King Arthur. He out wits Bloodnok for a change, and reaps his just deserts… show
0706 The Sleeping Prince.mp3
rec 56-11-04 postponed 3 months from 56-11-08. Parody of the opera “The Student Prince” (I think) show
0707 The Great Bank Robbery.mp3 show
0708 Personal Narrative Of Captain Neddie Seagoon.mp3
The Personal Narrative of Captain Neddie Seagoon RN. A jolly jack tar in the employ of His Majesties Navy. show
0709 The Mystery Of The Fake Neddie Seagoons.mp3
Greenslade: You mean that at one time they were mass-producing Neddie Seagoons?
Neddie: Only a limited number for connoisseurs. You see – at that time there were only a limited number of connoisseurs. show
0710 Whats My Line.mp3
Welcome to What’s My Line folks. Now you all know the rules, so here they are again. Several competitors will sign in an do some mime as a clue to his or her occupation. For the first correct answer the prize will be sixty four! Parody of the American program of the same name show
0711 The Telephone.mp3
CAMP: There’s somebody in my district who wants a phone.
OMNES: Good heavens, Alarm, alarm, Rhubarb, Terrible, Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, Ying tong iddle I po …
WELSH (Milligan): Have you got the name of this sensual, pleasure loving devil?
CAMP: Henry Albert Sebastopol Queen Victoria Crun!
MILLIGAN: Disgusting!
Ned has to get a telephone to Henry Crun in Africa show
0712 The Flea.mp3
Concerning a flea. The true story of how the black plague started in London of the 1600’s it all had to do with Grytpype claiming compensation for Moriarty’s flea bite. But guess who owned the flea whodunnit! show
0713 Six Charlies In Search Of An Author.mp3
Ned Seagoon has to retrieve some compromising x-ray photos show
0714 Emperor Of The Universe.mp3 show
0715 Wings Over Dagenham.mp3
Concerning the invention of the first hairy-plane show
0716 The Rent Collectors.mp3
Crun and Partners, Commissioners for Oaths, will pay handsomely for men willing to face the hazards of rent collecting in the (fean or fiend?) district of East Acton, Death Grange, Slaughter Hill show
0717 Shifting Sands.mp3
Concerning a fort built on shifting sands show
0718 The Moon Show.mp3 show
0719 The Mysterious Punch-Up-The-Conker.mp3
Concerning the title show
0720 Round the World In Eighty Days.mp3 show
0721 Insurance, The White Mans Burden.mp3
In which Ned tries to set fire to the English channel to claim the insurance show
0722 The Africa Ship Canal (The Great Trans-Africa Canal).mp3 show
0723 Ill Met By Goonlight.mp3
Parody of “Ill Met By Moonlight” (WW II film) show
0724 The The Missing Boa Constrictor.mp3 show
0725 The Histories Of Pliny The Elder.mp3
Set in Roman times, Ned is made a slave… show
0791 Special – Robin Hood rec 56-12-02, not broadcast in UK.mp3
“Do not tie me to a stake …. I’m a vegetarian” show
0792 Special – Operation Christmas Duff.mp3
It’s Christmas and Her Majesty’s Forces look like missing out on that seasonal essential – Christmas Duff. At the Admiralty, Admiral Seagoon oversees the baking of this critical supply by the Navy, Army and Airforce. All goes well until he personally takes charge of delivery… show
0793 Special – The Reason Why.mp3 show
SERIES 8 Otter Log show
* GS 57.09.30 0801 Spon.mp3
About the colour of a lamp post
0802 The Junk Affair.mp3
0803 The Burning Embassy.mp3
0804 The Great Regents Park Swim.mp3
0805 The Treasure In The Tower.mp3
0806 The Space Age.mp3
0807 The Red Fort A Tale of India.mp3
0808 The Missing Battleship.mp3
0809 The Policy.mp3
0810 King Solomons Mines.mp3
0811 The Stolen Postman.mp3
0812 The Great British Revolution.mp3
0813 The Plasticine Man.mp3
GTT & M convince Ned Seagoon to imitate a man of the Plasticine period…
0814 African Incident.mp3
0815 The Thing On The Mountain.mp3
Ned is to find out what the thing on the mountain is
0816 The Great String Robberies.mp3
0817 The Moriarty Murder Mystery.mp3
In which Moriarity is murdered, and Inspector Ned Seagoon has to find the killer
0818 The Curse Of Frankenstein (My Heart’s In The Highlands).mp3
0819 The White Neddie Trade.mp3
0820 Ten Snowballs That Shook The World.mp3
0821 The Man Who Never Was.mp3
0822 World War One.mp3
Concerning Ned Seagoon and WW I
0823 The Great Spon Plague.mp3
0824 Tiddleywinks.mp3
0825 The Evils Of Bushey Spon.mp3
0826 The Great Statue Debate.mp3
Should the leather statue of King James II be replaced by a compressed tobacco one of Sir Walter Riley? We are just about to find out when GTT evicts the MPs from the houses of Parliament.
SERIES 9 Otter Log
0901 The Sahara Desert Statue.mp3
Ned Seagoon is convinced to pose as a statue of the Sahara Desert and gets hit by an atom bomb
0902 I Was Montys Treble.mp3
Parody of “I Was Monty’s Double” (WW II film) show
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0903 The £1,000,000 Pound Penny.mp3
A penny is left in a will
0904 The Pams Paper Insurance Policy.mp3
0905 The Mountain Eaters.mp3
0906 The Childe Harolde Rewarde.mp3 show
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0907 The Seagoon Memoirs.mp3
Ned is going to write his memoirs, but there are people who want to stop him show
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0908 Queen Annes Rain.mp3
0909 The Battle Of Spion Kop.mp3
0910 Neds Atomic Dustbin.mp3
0911 Who Is Pink Oboe The Spy.mp3
0912 The Call Of The West Captain Stingo, Or Goon Law.mp3
The Wild West America story
0913 Dishonoured – Again I Knew Terence Nuke.mp3
0914 The Scarlet Capsule Quartermass O.B.E..mp3
Parody of “Quartermass”
0915 The Tay Bridge.mp3
0916 The Gold Plate Robbery The Kleens Of Blenchingham.mp3
0917 The £50 Pound Cure.mp3
SERIES 10 Otter Log
1001 A Christmas Carol A Merry Christmas and Custard.mp3
1002 The Tale Of Mens Shirts.mp3
Ned & co are sent into Germany to find out why British army shirts are exploding
1003 The Chinese Legs.mp3
1004 Robins Post The Story Of Lord Seagoon.mp3
1005 The Silver Dubloons.mp3
Ned is sent to dig up silver doubloons from a long sunk Spanish galleon
1006 The Last Smoking Seagoon.mp3
Concerning Ned, and the Ascot tobacco company… the very last Goon Show show
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SERIES 11 Otter Log show
1101 VintageGoons 01 – The Mummified Priest- remade 417 broadcast 58-09-22.mp3
*57/10/20 1102 VintageGoons 02 – The Greatest Mountain In The World – remade 423 broadcast 58-09-29
1103 VintageGoons 03 – The Missing Ten Downing Street (The Missing Prime Minister of 1953) – remade 415
1104 VintageGoons 04 – The Giant Bombardon – remade 413 broadcast 58-06-10.mp3
1105 VintageGoons 05 The Kippered Herring Gang remade s419.mp3
1106 Vintage Goons 06 The Vanishing Room – remade 421 broadcast 58-10-13.mp3
GS 57.12.29 1107 VintageGoons 07 The Ink Shortage (Hansard Unexpurgated) – remade
1108 VintageGoons 08 – The Mustard and Cress Shortage (The Collapse Of The British Railway Sandwich System) – remade 424
1109 VintageGoons 09 – The Internal Mountain – remade 427.mp3
1110 VintageGoons 10 – The Silent Bugler(Take The Case Of Agent X2) – remade 425.mp3
1111 VintageGoons 11 – The Great Bank of England Robbery (Open Casebook) – remade 429 broadcast 58-10-20
1112 VintageGoons 12 – The Dreaded Piano Clubber – remade 401.mp3
1113 VintageGoons 13 – The Siege of Fort Night – remade 430.mp3
1114 VintageGoons 14 – The Albert Memorial (The First Albert Memorial to the Moon) – remade 407 broadcast 58-10-27
SERIES 12 Otter Log show
1201 The Last Goon Show of All.mp3
1202 At Last The Go On Show.mp3